Funny

So.
Here's something new- Janessa and Jamy introduced it to me. There was a "What boys do that bugs girls" that was even more hilarious, but they didn't have another copy. So...

What girls do that bug boys (as boys voted in 2008):
-When they talk too much (Ha, ha)
-When they never talk to me
-When they give you the silent treatment
-When they hold grudges
-When they pass notes
-When they text all the time
-When they don't address problems, usually making things worse
-When they tell secrets to each other when you're around
-When they keep pestering about a question they have
-When they expect people to know what they're thinking
-When they say they are fine when they are really not
-When they stay mad at you for a long time for no reason
-When they lie
-When they whine (a lot)
-When they fight over small things
-When they cry to get their way
-When they cut conversations short
-When they have their own language
-When they have their own inside jokes
-When they swear
-When they think that they're all that
-When they avoid you
-When they're drama queens
-When they say that they're fat
-When they wear too much makeup
-When they stare in the mirror
-When they worry about their hair
-When they compare themselves to others
-When they point out their flaws
-When they have no self confidence
-When they fish for compliments
-When they can't accept a compliment
-When they want to be surrounded by boys 24/7
-When they chase after boys before they are sixteen
-When they wear immodest clothing
-When they dress in ways that tempt boys
-When they wear low cut shirts
-When they use you to get to a friend
-When they are always flaunty
-When they are always flirty
-When they have a different boy every week
-When they like a boy but are scared to talk to them
-When they always notice your clothes
-When they play with their hair
-When they chew gum
-When they giggle
-When they are cry babies
-When they sing too much
-When they laugh that annoying laugh
-When they scream that high-pitched scream
-When they act dumb
-When they act ditsy
-When they go around in packs
-When they can't make a decision
-When they change their mind a lot
-When they are way emotional
-When they are holier than thou attitude
-When they have an obsession with things being clean
-When they are a perfectionist
-When they always have to be in control
-When they turn everyone against you when they are mad
-When they are mean to each other
-When they make fun of you
-When they gossip
-When they talk bad about other people
-When they spread rumors
-When they are rude
-When they are bratty
-When they are stuck-up
-When they fake in front of other people
-When they are mean just because they have had a bad day
-When they let little things get under their skin
-When they worry about unnecessary things
-When they hit you because you can't hit them back
-When they don't take responsibility for their actions
-When they think that everything is gross
-When they are hypocrites (before you go off saying that, I would like to point out...)
-When they think boys don't go through anything
-When they cost a lot of money
-When they are girly girls and won't do any sports
-When they hate the outdoors
-When they are too safe
-When they hate eating in front of guys
-When they act immature
-When they shop... constantly
-When they talk weird
-When they say "um" or "like" too much
-When they only talk about the mall
-When they only talk about cheerleading (that's totally not a sport, girls)
-When they have boy hair
-When they are Gothic
-When they are spastic

Funny!
Okay, now I'm going to give an email that I got from Jessi followed by an email from my mom:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their bottom to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

A Blonde's Year in Review
January:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hello! Bottles won't fit in printer!
March:
Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...the box said '2-4years!'
April:
Trapped on escalator for hours because the power went out!!!
May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid. They were the wrong instructions! 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June:
Tried to go water skiing. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August:
Got locked out of my car in a rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September:
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ?
October:
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November:
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December:
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the dumb phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
Are you ready for this?
"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've go mail!'"

Hope you liked my jokes!
Ta-ta for now!

Quote of Today: A good friend is somebody who has heard your heart's song a million times and can sing it for you if you ever forget the words.