Funny, Part 2

What Guys do to Bug Girls (as boys voted in 2008)
-When they beat up on each other
-When they they brag
-When they are competitive
-When they have to win
-When they act cool
-When they think they're all that
-When they act all cocky
-When they always try to get all the attention
-When they call people names
-When they make fun of people
-When they call girls bad names
-When they get too close
-When they don't care about appearance
-When they act like they know everything
-When they act weird to attract a girl's attention
-When they don't show respect towards girls
-When they don't open doors for girls
-When they don't give you a jacket when you are cold
-When they don't ever compliment you (I just got an idea! See the next one)
-When there's two soft chairs and two girls in the room on hard chairs but they won't give it up
-When they see you holding a bunch of stuff but don't help you
-When they don't respect a girl's space
-When they only like "pretty" or "popular" girls
-When they have these cheesy pick up lines
-When they are so willing to hurt you
-When they stare at you
-When they ask who you like
-When they never make the first move
-When they expect girls to do everythin flirt with you when they have a girlfriend
-When they flirst with everyone
-When they only want action
-When they "check you out"
-When they look at you in a certain way
-When they touch or play with you hair
-When they refer to girls as "hot" or "sexy" or "chicks" or "babes"
-When they call you but don't pay attention to your conversations
-When they talk dirty
-When they are perves
-When they love video games and dumb electronics (I object to this one. I will add the next one)
-When they are obbsesed with video games (there. Much better)
-When they don't know how to carry on a conversation
-When they follow you around when they like you
-When they talk about sports nonstop
-When they blow up things and think it is fun (IT IS!!!)
-When they think they have big muscles when they don't
-When they treat you different when they're with their friends
-When they feel emarased around you
-When they stand in front of your locker and won't move no matter what
-When they pick their nose (didn't everybody give that up in second grade?)
-When they spit (or throw spit wads)
-When they have BO
-When they have bad breath
-When they talk with food in their mouth
-When they spend more time in the bathroom working on appearance than girls do
Ha, ha. The Quote of Today is something this kid in Math said to me.

Quote of Today: High five! Woah, your palms are really warm. Maybe it's because you're so hot.