This... That... and Everything in Between!!!

Yo.

Awww man. I haven't done this in forever!

Blogging has escaped my vocabulary lately.

Hahahahahahaha!

Just kidding... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Did you know that April Fools is on April 1st? I woke up on April 2nd all excited to play some pranks (I had good ones in mind, too) and I realized that everybody was serious about it really being on April 1st.

Ugh.

Next year, baby!!! *evil scheme begins to form...*

Let's see... last time I posted was about snow, right?

Well, snowboarding season ends tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, I love, love, love the snow- snowboarding, snowmen, snowball fights, snowboots, snoweverything, but once snowboarding (yes, the most important one) season is over, the snow needs to melt so we can get on with Summer already.

I'm soooooooo ready for Summer.
School.

Needs.

To.

Be.

Over.

Right.

Now.

Uggggggggggh!!!!!!!

I hate school. Well, now. I know, last post I was talking about how I love it and happy and joy and smiles and everything and now... NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT ALL!!!
School is just torture!!! It's all lies and fake and it's only to make everybody miserable!!!

Speaking of school...

I picked out my classes for next year!!!

Wooohooo!!!

Do you want to hear them?

Come on, you know you do!

Okay, well, I'll tell you anyways.

Semester One

A1- Current Issues (no idea...)

A2- Drama and Film (cooleo- hahahahaha Jessi! Remember that?)

A3- Honor's English

A4- SEMINARY!!! BEST CLASS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE FLIPPING WORLD!!!

B1- Algebra 2 (yuck. ew. icky. blah. vomit. yuck.)

B2- Health (awkward silence...)

B3- Orchestra (WOOOOHOOOO!!! FINALLY!!!)

B4- Chemistry

Semester Two

A1- Fitness
A2- Emergency Medical Services (funny story... I thought it might come in handy)

A3- Honor's English
A4- SEMINARY!!! ALSO THE BEST CLASS EVER!!!

B1- Algebra 2 (recover and vomit again)

B2- Child Development (with Whitney!!! Sorry, Emm3a, I'm staying...)

B3- Orchestra (*PSYCHED!!!*)

B4- Chemistry

Aren't those awesome classes?

I still love you, Emm3a! I swear I do! I just... you know... can't work with saws... ;)

Goodness, I've been gone for a while! November, January, then March! Wow...

Let's see... what can I talk about?

Ooooooohhhhhh there was last night!

So.

Yesterday, I got home, showered and everything, then Janessa and Alexis came over. Alexis did our hair!
It was amazing!

Check us out!!!

Okay, okay. Pictures...

Before...

During...After!!!This is our "Big and Sexy" hairspray. And yes, it did work. The hairstyles were big and we were... well... ya.SEXY!!! This is us modeling.After I took it all out when we were done (several hours later), these were all the bobby pins that it took to hold everything up. No, I didn't count them. I don't have the necessary patience to preform such a maddening task.

GORGEOUS!!!
Then we went to a stake dance and danced our hearts out and then we came home and watched The Frog Princess (I know, I know- I totally gave into my girly side this week...) and pigged out on all of the licorice and Kudos in the house. Yuuuuuuummmmmmmmm!

We were up sooooo late...
Well.

What else? Oh, ya! Esther had a dance competition. This is her and her trio. Nice and sassy, ladies! Work it! Whistle, whistle!OH YEAH!!! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

While Esther and the fam were off in St. George to cheer Princess Essie on, I was having the most amazing experiences ever at... (drumroll, please...)

YOUTH CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!

My gorgeous companion, Jasmine...

She did have to go to Prom because Prom is soooo much more interesting than Youth Conference (*sniffle*), so I hung out around these guys... Sara and I were kinda sorta interesting... hahahahaha...

This is my mission!!! We went to Alaska for our mission. Coolest mission ever!!!

A few little facts: we don't walk or ride bikes; we drive 4 wheel drive trucks around. On occasion (especially in my mission) we use DOGSLEDS!!! Isn't that awesome?!?

We eat fish, whale blubber, reindeer, lots of fish, moose, and Oreos.

Yes, we ate all of those on our mini-mission.

Yes, I brought the Oreos.

Yes, it was all actually pretty good.

Weird fact: everybody there loves beef jerky except Sara and I (it's nasty!!! Ewwwwwwwww!!!) but Sara and I couldn't stop eating the moose jerky! I couldn't decide if I loved it or hated it (Yvaine agrees with me- hate and love can so easily be confused!), so I just had to have more until I decided. It wasn't until I ate the whole thing and then got sick the next day that I decided. Funny how that works...

Anyways!Yes, this is a toilet. No, that's not... ummm... what you think it is. It's chocolate sauce and pineapple juice. Yes, in the toilet. Congratulations. You have officially earned the golden medal of being obvious.

It's actually a great honor in South Antarctica.
Actually, I'm not sure if it is.

Actually, I doubt it is.

Actually, it's possible.

Why am I showing you this... um... scene? Because I think it looks cool. And because we had to clean this all up for a training activity.

Hahaha...

I'm sure you're all downloading that image onto your computers as we (I) speak.

Hahahaha.

Our whole mission zone!This one's my favorite.

Look at David!

He does a funny face in all of them, this one is just the best.

Hahahahahahahhaahahahaha!!!

So... yeah!

I have to go and do homework before I can get a new iTouch.

Yeah, it was kinda sorta stolen. I'm getting a new one.

My last note for today is a YouTube video that has got to be the best video I've ever seen in my life. Soooooo cute! I swear it's worth the 16.24 minutes. If you want to watch it, please click on this little bit of writing that has absolutely no value.
Because you are great.

You are awesome.

Hasta luego; I'll try to write a little more!

I LOVE YOU EACH!!!

Quote of Today: I am discriminated against because I am mexicanese.

What Snow is Good For... SnowBOARDING!!! And a Quick Update Because I Miss My Blog- Pretty Sweet Title, Huh?

Yo.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year.

Happy Esther's Birthday.

Happy Matthew's Birthday.

Happy Mom's Birthday.

And Kwanza.

And Hanikka.

Did I spell either of those right?

Well, I've been gone a long time and we've covered a lot of holidays, so HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

I think.

I hope you guys had good holidays.

I know I did. :)

Let's see... snowboarding every single day in electric blue snowboarding pants... parties (big parties)... more snowboarding... pajama days... does life get much better?

Not by too much.

New music! Smile by Uncle Kracker is currently my favorite song in the whole wide world!!! A close second is Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble. They are amayzing!!!
And yes, there is a new background. I hope it does my amazing mood some justice. It's green and blue, people...

What else has happened?

Let's see...

Esther had a spa party (cute!) and Matthew had a space party.

Remind me to never have boys.

Actually, we're learning in Biology (ugh) that when you have a boy, it's the Dad's fault.

So remind my husband not to let me have a boy.

Or you can remind me to tell my husband that I don't want a boy.

Just watch... in twenty years, I'm going to show all of my sons this blog and they're going to cry.

I WANT DAUGHTERS!!!

Maybe I can have one son.

Or two.

Or three.

Or four.

But I still want a girl.

Geesh, how many kids am I gonna have?!?

How about none?

I'm gonna be the old cat lady that intimidates all of the teenagers on the street into egging her house.

Except I'm gonna have snakes.

No cats for me!

Or kids!

XP

That's me.

Dead.

You guys missed me.

A.

Lot.

You did.

I swear you did!

You just didn't know it.

I did.

Moving on...

PICTURES!!!

The girl's PE went cross-country skiing last Semester. I love how we do this... we always take all the budget. In Brook's class we went to a five-star restaurant and the second semester went to McDonald's. In PE we went cross-country skiing and this semester gets to go swimming for 2 bucks a person.

Anyways...

This is Jess and Katie on the way (don't ask me what Jess is doing).Jess and I at lunch...

Jessi on her bottom. It was hard, okay?

Me getting off of my bottom. Why are all of our pictures of us a) on the bus, b) resting, c) falling, or d) on our bottoms?

Hee, hee. Look at all of my sad tracks. AND MY BLUE PANTS!!! This is us on our feet (even though, seconds later, we are both on the ground again)...

Next subject: Snowboarding. Snowboarding. SNOWBOARDING!!! AHHHHH!!!

Above: Tyson. We kinda sorta named ourselves, and he got the name Midnight (I came up with that one and apparently he liked it). But now I'm considering something more along the lines of Ninja. Below: Klutz (a.k.a Logan). We tried (key word- tried) to teach him how to snowboard. He actually wasn't to bad, considering that it was his first day and he's... *cough*... Logan...

Taylor. Smug little smile on his face. He thought he was being funny for my camera. Pssh.

This was the best moment EVER!!! Taylor totally dropped his pass and somebody (luckily) picked it up. AMAYZING!!! I have two shots of this particular picture.

And the next best moment ever. Tyson lost his pass- exactly one week later. I have exactly twenty seven shots of this exact sign. Isn't this awesome? I will hold this against them forever and ever and ever. Especially because once again, a week later, Taylor lost his pass on the same run. We searched in a blizzard for a flippin' hour before we found it. That time was not very funny. :(

I think we've covered funny. Especially since we had a High School Orientation thing this week. I DON'T WANNA GO TO HIGH SCHOOL!!! LET'S SKIP STRAIGHT TO COLLEGE!!!

And... yeah. Signing out. Hasta luego.

Quote of Today: Junior High is that worst thing that's happened to me since Elementary School.